October 2009
40 posts
Oct 31st
Listenpassthemike: “Mahna Mahna” by Cake Listen to...
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Sarah: What are you giggling about?
Me: Just talking with Ryan.
Sarah: Heise?
Me: Yeah.
Sarah: On purpose?
Oct 28th
“There’s no expiration date on this egg carton, so I’m assuming that...”
– my roommate Asia, on the merits of food freshness
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
WatchWatch
A tiny window into the debauchery of a Canadian University Press conference.
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Mr. October
Lucas Wagner: OKAY, GRUBER, A-ROD IS GOOD IN THE PLAYOFFS WE GET IT ENOUGH WITH THE MR. OCTOBER
Ryan Heise: what happens if the World Series goes into November?!
Ryan Heise: OH GOD. IT WILL
Ryan Heise: AT LEAST ONE GAME
Lucas Wagner: Then A-Rod loses his magical postseason powers
Ryan Heise: A TRUE CINDERELLA STORY.
Oct 19th
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“Canadians and Brits call him Jay Zed. Holy Shit.”
– Twitter / georgelazenby Yes, this is a thing.
Oct 15th
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“What worries Miss Manners more is that part about plain speaking. Everyone...”
– Miss Manners: Convictions collide with manners : Miss Manners : The Buffalo News (via cleversimon) What worries me more is that Miss Manners insists on writing in the third person. Whether it’s polite or not, it’s still creepy as fuck.
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Oct 10th
“The qui… quick… fuck it, I’m gonna be a stripper.”
– Dan Vincent, on learning to read
Oct 10th
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Oct 8th
“I burned my hand with water. FCC COMPLAINT”
– The cantankerous Ryan Heise, who has now joined the Tumblr. He’ll be great, I promise. (If you fuck this up, Ryan, I swear I will never vouch for you in an online blog club again.)
Oct 8th
Oct 8th
Two problems
Lucas Wagner: the wireless people are leaving cables all over the floor
Jason Ward: steal some
Lucas Wagner: it's not crimped yet. I don't own a crimper
Jason Ward: I'm sure you could borrow ours
Lucas Wagner: you guys have a crimper?
Jason Ward: yeah
Lucas Wagner: cool. anyway, second problem: theft is illegal
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Oct 6th
Time to Sue
Jay: holy jesus fucking shit
Jay: batteries in my wireless keyboard blew up
Jay: in my fucking lap
Lucas: is your lap okay?
Jay: yeah
Jay: there was a loud 'POP'
Jay: and I felt something on my leg
Jay: then opened it up and took the batteries out
Lucas: time to sue
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Oct 4th
“Vampires make a certain amount of sense to me, but zombies not so much....”
– Zombieland :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews
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