November 27th, 2011

So Ryan got pretty drunk while I was also pretty drunk and he started taking a lot of photos on his new phone and then he yelled “SIRI TAKE A PHOTO” and started pressing a lot of buttons and he eventually took this great picture of me. Something something circle of life.

(I’m sorry, Scott.)

November 9th, 2011

Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, Time-Bound

November 7th, 2011
Reblogged from I Forgot My Mantra
November 1st, 2011

Gruber:

I love how in the Siri spots, the only faces entirely in the frame are the kids.

October 26th, 2011

“Listen — I have a hard time being afraid of things. You want me to act scared? I will act like I’m pretending to be ‘scared’. But fear, that’s simply something that’s not in my emotional repertoire.”

(Source: thegatewayonline.ca)

October 17th, 2011

Sidebar: Would you like my phone?

It’s a 16 GB iPhone 4, in black. It has some AppleCare remaining on it, and it’s unlocked, so it’s great if you hate committing to carriers or if you hate committing to countries.

It comes with its box and accessories and I’ll ship it to most places.

Make me a reasonable offer or ask more questions at lucas@fuzzygreenhat.com if this is a phone you’d like.

October 11th, 2011

Oh, hey. It’s my friend Thomas co-hosting the first episode of a show about local beer, Michigan Beerology. Nice work, Thomas.

October 6th, 2011

Hungry and foolish

It was about halfway through my training. I had just finished lunch, and I had about five minutes left before I had to drive back from Infinite Loop to our classroom.

So I decided to get dessert, and found myself in line behind Steve. I said nothing. He was alone, but I glanced around and saw Jony waiting for him by the salads. Looking back in front of me, Steve had already walked away, a cup of something frozen in hand.

I went up to the counter, and asked to have whatever Steve had.

It turned out to be a huge mango sorbet, made worse by the fact that I was given a tiny plastic spoon to eat it with, no bigger than my pinky. There was no way I could eat it in five minutes. It wasn’t meant for that. I couldn’t eat it in class either. I was out of ideas.

At that moment, more than ever, I wished I had made more time for dessert.

September 29th, 2011

Meanwhile, in Canada (part 43)

Under the Fuzzy Green Hat is the curious web log of Lucas Wagner, a guy who probably has better things to do than post here all day.

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