Scalability, vis-à-vis
This is one of my many duties as a professional Operations Solutioneer: scaling.
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Non je ne regrette rien
Edith Piaf
Edith Piaf
Edith Piaf — “Non, je ne regrette rien”
I expect many of you will get a real kick out of this track.
A man waits anxiously on the train platform. His off-white oxford shirt is wrinkled around the belt line from a rigorous day of sitting at a desk. He checks his watch, peers back at the elevator doors, then down at the platform again.
This piece from Ryan made me cry somewhere between a Toy Story 3 and an Up on the Pixar Scale.
Reblogged from The Ryan Heise Collection
Taking it and turning it: not always a worthwhile maneuver
| Ryan: | FaceTime is gimmicky to me. I feel like the novelty will very quickly wear off. |
|---|---|
| Me: | well you are pretty ugly |
| Ryan: | Lucas, that is hurtful. |
| Me: | wait, no |
| Me: | I meant ugly pretty |
In which my Mom replies to me on Twitter to ridicule my use of public transit.
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Walls Come Tumbling Down
The Style Council
Our Favourite Shop
The Style Council — “Walls Come Tumbling Down”
This is one of those songs that makes me feel invincible.
In Which I Go to Starbucks, and for Once My Hat Isn't the Subject of Conversation.
| Barista 1: | Look at his shirt, dude! It says Control-Z! |
|---|---|
| Barista 2: | I'm not looking at his shirt. |
| Barista 1: | Look at it! It's a sweet shirt! |
| Barista 2: | *makes disapproving noise, non-verbally indicating that gawking at a stranger's shirt is a pretty embarrassing thing to do* |
| Barista 1: | Come on! |
| Barista 2: | No. And besides, it's Command-Z, not Control. |
| Barista 1: | So you did look at the shirt! |
| Barista 2: | Yeah. I just didn't make a big deal out of it. |
| Barista 1: | Cool shirt, though, right? |
| Barista 2: | Yep. |
| Barista 3, who was actually preparing my Frappucino, and had nothing to say on the subject of the aforementioned shirt: | Venti soy caramel Frappucino, no whip. |
| Me: | Thanks. |
TAYLOR HALL!
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