Under the Fuzzy Green Hat

It’s been no secret that one of the most popular requests I get is for me to eat an Ice Cream Sandwich. With the amount of buzz flying around Ice Cream Sandwich lately, and many of my partners and competitors both talking about and eating Ice Cream Sandwiches, it’s no secret that bringing an Ice Cream Sandwich into my mouth has definitely been something on my radar.

But while supporters have claimed that Ice Cream Sandwich will bring great value and depth to my platform — fattening it up, putting some meat on the platform’s bones, so to speak — there’s still some major technical hurdles before Ice Cream Sandwich will be ready for my consumption.

Actually, it’s just one. I’m allergic to dairy.

So, while I appreciate the demand for Ice Cream Sandwich, I will not be eating one either alone or with my carrier partners for the foreseeable product roadmap ahead. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but I assure you: the Ice Cream Sandwich experience would not be up to my standards of both user experience and not entering anaphylactic shock.

Best,

Lucas Wagner
Senior VP Open Development and Marketing Strategy