Under the Fuzzy Green Hat

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Twilight: New Moon is playing on one in five theatre screens in Canada this weekend.

I’m told this in a press release; it also says that “WE ARE PUTTING OUT A CALL TO ACTION TO ALL Twi-Hards, Twerds, Twi-Moms, Twi- Dads, movie-goers of all ages … Don’t let someone else ruin the ending for you!”

I hope at least one person I know is a Twi-hard.

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