Under the Fuzzy Green Hat

Every once in a while, I like to walk weird. I’ll either hop on one foot, or swerve my legs around, or maybe not bend my knees. I’m not exactly sure why I like to do this, but I think I’m trying to prove to myself that either a) I have free will or b) I’m not a robot.  

But perhaps I don’t have free will/I am a robot, and whoever’s in charge of me is sending a signal to my brain to walk weird. 

I don’t know.