Insecurities
| Me: | look, he's got my wanton disregard for haircuts, and your scraggly half-beard! |
|---|---|
| Ryan: | I have a full beard |
| Ryan: | Which I'm going to shave, I think |
| Me: | "full beard" |
| Me: | "shave" |
| Ryan: | THREE QUARTERS |
| Me: | fine. three quarters. no wonder you don't have a girlfriend |
| Me: | nobody would ever date a man so insecure about his beard |
| Ryan: | SHUT UP |
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