| Lucas: | Baconator? I hardly knew 'er! |
|---|---|
| Conal: | Oh, I know 'er. I know 'er all too well. |
| Lucas: | (sigh) If only I could know 'er... |
| Conal: | Allergic to bacon? |
| Lucas: | Allergic to cheese. And to know a Baconator without cheese is hardly knowing 'er at all. |
Under the Fuzzy Green Hat is the curious web log of Lucas Wagner, a guy who probably has better things to do than post here all day.
