My final opus at the Gateway: the web edition of our annual spoof issue, which doubles as the final issue of the year. Created in five hours, using TextMate, the 960 Grid System, and gratuitous use of Photoshop.
LAN Admin Jay shares his ideas for the Gateway’s centenary year
- More funding for the Online Editor
- Abolish the Sports section, replace it with pictures of scantily-clad attractive people
- Set up an open blog system with rankings and publish the “best” blog entry each week as an Opinion piece
- Get the SU in on a beard-growing contest
- Have a voter apathy campaign around elections time, telling students why it’s just too much work to vote
- One issue … on edible paper (“I know newsprint is edible, and God knows it’s full of fibre and nutrients. But I hear it can cause cancer and senility and that should be avoided.”)
- Get the SU in on a beard-growing contest
“I will promote the highest standard of excellence and integrity. I will be a leader. I will make 2010/2011 the best year ever for the Gateway! YEAH! GO BEARS!”






